Climate change is happening now; this according to a new government report. It says that even more drought, wildfires, flooding, and extreme weather will continue to happen, depending on where you live. The Obama administration is going to work across the country to get this message out. However, many Conservatives are criticizing the report, saying it’s just an alarmist political tool for Obama.
More Nigerian girls have been kidnapped. Last month, the Islamist militant group Boko Haram stole over 200 girls from their school. Now, they’ve taken at least eight more. The US has vowed to help find the missing girls. By the way, “Boko Haram” translates to “Western education is forbidden.”
Kevin Durant the NBA’s new MVP. The Oklahoma City Thunder-er took over for LeBron James, who won it two years in a row. Durant gave a gorgeous speech, thanked his mama, and said she was the “real MVP.”
And police in Georgia are looking for a man who robbed a Waffle House with a pitchfork. Cops say the suspect walked into the Australia-area restaurant with the pitchfork and used it to herd customers and employees into a back room so that he could get to the cash register. When he couldn’t open it, he grabbed the entire register and carried it out of the restaurant. While making a run for it, he dropped the pitchfork, which was picked up by a Waffle House employee who then started beating him with it. Unfortunately, the guy still got away.
And Sunday marks the 100th anniversary of Mother’s Day, and for the first time in greeting card history, Hallmark is celebrating the fact that there are tons of children who have more than one mom. Hallmark has released its first line of Mother’s Day cards for gay families. The new cards come after the success of Hallmark’s same-sex Valentine line that debuted this year.
And a grown up adult male, who was sober, got a tattoo of KFC’s “Double Down” sandwich. In case you’re not aware, the Double Down is "Bacon, Monterey Jack cheese and Colonel's sauce sandwiched between two 100% white meat Original Recipe® filets." Which sounds amazing. But the tattoo looks like cheese between two pieces of poo. You can see the tattoo at elvisduran.com. This man will never have sex again.
And we have a winner! A man in Dunwoody, Georgia allegedly asked a cop who pulled him over to hold his beer while he searched for his license. Damon Tobias Exum was intoxicated when he collided with an officer’s patrol car. He’s since been arrested on eight misdemeanor charges including DUI and reckless driving. According to the officer he originally hit and then pulled him over, this is his third DUI.