It's like Aquaman took the turn for the worst. A man stole a purse yesterday in the upper east side and attempted to flee two police officers by jumping into the Hudson River... GROSS! The wet bandit was pulled out by the West 79th Street Boat Basin and was taken to St. Luke's Hospital for hypothermia (and probably mutation) observation.
Dude, there is no way I'm EVER jumping in the Hudson River. It's a big NOPE from me!