It's a pretty gutsy move to text the girl you're talking to and pretend to be your own fake girlfriend. Is gutsy even the right word?
Well for some odd reason, this moron decided that he would do just that. Obviously, this planned backfired like crazy on him. We're pretty confident he won't be hearing from this girl anymore, and good for her for not putting up with this ridiculous behavior.
Get some game, Dave. You really need it.