Some stories I talk about are just silly, or just downright outrageous. But this story is just downright ironic.
A Missouri man walked into Twin City Coin Laundry in Crystal City, wearing a t-shirt that said "It's not a crime unless you get caught." So naturally, he had to test his t-shirt and try out a crime! The man broke into a vending machine and get away with 15 pounds of change from the machine. Now, I'm not sure how much money 15 pounds of change is, but I think it's fair to assume that it's quite a bit.
Well, we don't have to assume, because it's around $600 in cash. Don't say I never did anything for you guys.
Anyways, the laundromat and Crystal City Police Department are still searching for the man, but finding him won't be too hard, since the laundromat had full view of the man committing the crime. In HD. So it's only a matter of time until they find their culprit, but for now, we get to enjoy all of the irony of the situation. Unless he actually gets away with it, in which case, maybe the t-shirt had a point.