This probably goes without saying, but...don't break into people's home. Reasonable, right? Are we in agreement? Cool, let's get into it then.
In Rochester, NY, a man attempted to fake being sick to get into a woman's home. After insisting that he was sick and in need of dire help, the woman called the ambulance and did not want the man to enter. He then decided to bust the door down and break in as a result. He thought it'd be easy, after all, it was an older woman. But unfortunately for him, this was no ordinary older woman.
The woman quickly grabbed objects she could find and defended herself in one of the most badass ways possible. She grabbed a metal-legged table and started beating him with it! Not stuff you see everyday! The woman then jumped on the man and put shampoo in his eyes and began beating him with her broom. This is the last lady on EARTH you want to mess with.
Like I said. Bad. ASS! "I had really did a number on that man…I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance” the woman said. And look at the confidence! Who's grandma is this? LOL
He really picked just about the worse house to break into, didn't he. Remember, kids: don't judge a book by it's cover! And DEFINITELY don't burgle. Your message of the day from your friendly neighborhood Bounce.