GIVE ME A GRAMMY SWAG BAG

How do I sign up to be a presenter at the Grammys?!? Every year, some lucky performers and presenters receive an extravagant gift bag. This years is worth $30,000!!!!! THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. 

You get a week long vacation to the Golden Door Spa, a fashionable adult bib, hand-dipped chocolate, chapstick, a lifetime supply of Oxygenetix foundation and moisturizer, and so much more. 

I would really like to keep the week-long spa vacation, sell the rest, and then take a money bath.