Straight up, this guy was trying to have sex with a car. Newton, Kansas police reported that they took a 24 year old man to the hospital after he was discovered trying to have sex with a car. The officers were called to the scene at around 11:30 after someone reported a naked man underneath a car.
Lt. Scott Powell, one the responding officers said, "He was attempting to stick his penis in the tailpipe of the vehicle."
The man wasn't responding to any of the commands once officers arrived, so to subdue him they hit him with a taser...while he was trying to have sex with the car...imagine that view.
“He was high on some sort of drug,” Powell said. “Officers were there and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. They ended up tasing him... He was so impaired we could not take him to jail."
The suspect ran a .35 BAC level so instead of being taken to jail, they brought him to the hospital, for psychiatric evaluation as well. The responding officers recommended a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, however no charges have been filed as of Thursday.